Sore Foot

Me and Brittany made this up after Chruch Wednesday.For your enjoyment, with a few edits and additions, I present to you: "Sore foot"

Emily: Man, this algebra homework is so hard. I just don't get it. How do you add a letter to another letter and get a number. My foot hurts. I'm such an imbocile.

Brittany: Huh? whats an imbocile? that words too big, it has too many numbers. It makes my foot hurt!

Emily: Can someone pass me an atlas please?

Brittany: I have an atlas at home but I don't think you'll find imbicile in there, try an almanac.

Emily: I dont think that you look for imbocile in the almanac, those are for antonymns and cinnamons. Everybody knows that, just like they love Raymond.

Brittany: Oh, you're right. What about an encyclopedia.... isnt that the big one? i'm not sure that word has too many numbers too!

Emily: Man, i need to start jellin...my foot hurts from all this thinking

Brittany: yeah me too, my foot is like going dead.

Emily: I tried the dictionary,but like there were way too many words, and i couldn't find it.,i looked under e...but it just wasn't there.I dont think the dictionary gives definitions anyways. I mean c'mon, everybody knows that dictionaries are like just for spelling only, and they can't even spell imbocile! Man, my foot is hurting me really bad. I think i'm going to ask my mom to take me to the orthodontist

Brittany: No, the orthodontist is like for babies, the chiropractor is for foots!

Emily: No, the chiropractor is like...for brains surgeons, if anything we should be visiting the dermotologist.

Brittany: oh, i think you're right! OW that hurt my foot really hard, anyway i think we should check the almanac.

Emily: okay...but lets get a snack first

Brittany: okay, what do you want?

Emily: i'll have some Cola Coke and some n+n's...or are they m+m's.....i can never remember

Brittany: idk.. i like jack and acks.. ir is it mike and ikes? i like pepsi.

Emily: i think its ike and mikes...but i think they are m+ms....

Brittany: yeah that sounds right.

Emily:yeah, that sounds right.

Brittany: OH MY GOSH one time oh, i forget... my foot failed me. i can't find any ike and mikes.....i guess i'we'll just have to eat mike and ikes.

Emily: Okay. They have mike and ikes too!?!?! My foot fell asleep..and i cant like wake it up..i tried putting an alarm clock next to it, but it like won't wake up...so i can't think straight.
Or is it curvy...how are u supposed to think?

Brittany: i dont know, i thought it was spiraly!, i have to go like make my bed, or was it the dishwasher... i dont know!

Emily: i think you empty the dishwasher. i dont know what you do with the bed...

Brittany: no, you empty the bed and make the dishwasher... i would know i do it every day!

Emily: wow...this coke is like....really bubbly...it says it carbonated..does that mean it has like a lot of carbs? i've been watching my figure you know. i've only been to McDonalds for one meal now.

Brittany: i dont konw i thought carbonated was like cardboard!

Emily: no, cuz then the drink would be like...crunchy. oww! the pain in my foot!

Brittany:*crys* *snffle* ouch! i stepped on the wall

Emily: ouch..i hate it when that happens...i also hate it when i trip going upstairs.....it hurts

Brittany: yeah... i did that today, stairs are the things that like go up and down right, like at the malls, i think theres one in Coughmans.

Emily: thats at the mall, isnt it? I love the mall!

Brittany: yeah. there was like this big sale at like Aroposle!

Emily: i know..i bought like 100$ of stuff there...but i keep seeing a butterfly on the clothes....i cant figure out how to get rid of it...it keeps like flying to different shirts and stuff...it changes colors too...its like..like a camoflauge-really-small-butterfly that is out to get me.

Brittany: i saw that butterfly too, maybe its like a stalker!!!!!!!!!

Emily: Yeah...to like Aeropastle shoppers! Like american eagle has like a little bird on it.

Brittany: so does like hollister.. its really confusing!

Emily:and ive seen like off brands with like hippos. And owls. I'm really scared...we should like alert the authorities...like the president or the mayor.

Brittany: dont they know that animals are meant for outside.. not clothes.... except for like flowers? Oh i saw one of those things at the theater where like there was this big box and people were in it and they were like talking and like walking.

Emily: WOW! I've always wanted to see that. Well, my foot is really hurting, and it won't wake up..so i'll just put the rest of my body to sleep. good night

Brittany: nighty night!

Emily: i hope your foot feels better

Brittany:you too!

Emily: my mom's gonna take me to the orthopedics center on Saturday so that i can get out of school. I guess I'll see you later.

Brittany: Thats awesome! Okay, bye.


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